A Winter girlfriend is the ideal companion for the colder months. Keeping warm and comfortable is the focus here, so although you wouldn't call her fat, she has a thicker build than girls you would normally date. The Winter girlfriend has a few key advantages:
- Perfect to nap on, could replace your pillow
- Won't order "just a salad"
- Unlikely to complain about temperature outside
- Won't take your jacket
The Summer girlfriend is exactly the opposite. She is great for June through August, and looks great in a bathing suit. This girl may be a lot of fun for a while, but as fall comes you will start to see some of her disadvantages, and may notice she is kind of a bitch.
The Fall and Spring months are ideal transitional periods, as it takes time to dump a girlfriend and seek out a new one for the upcoming season. However, for those looking for something a bit more long-term than a three month relationship, a Spring/Fall girlfriend is the way to go. She falls somewhere between the Summer and Winter girlfriends, and provides a more balanced and stable personality.
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